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What I learnt in Singapore

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1. South east asian birds

..are HAWT!

99.5% roam around Singapore’s malls all the time.

99.5% of those in the above category wear hot pants all the time.

99.5% of those in the category immediately above are always accompanied by a dude who looks like a total jackass.


2. Maris Stella

Clearly they don’t do things the way Indians do it.*


* Stella Maris happens to be one of the better colleges in Chennai. Consisting, as it does, of only girls. Hot ones at that.

p.s – Maris Stella seemed like an all-boys school! Sacriledge.

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April 1, 2009 at 8:24 pm


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Does this school have better placement prospects? Will I get part time work in this university? School A has a good biology department. Can I make extra money by donating … umm … how do i put it … bodily fluids for research experiments? Is this school less expensive than the other one? Will it be colder at Univ A or at univ B? Orkut community discussions show many jerks headed to Univ B. Should I head to A then? Why are all of them headed to B anyway? Is the program at B better than the one at A? Are the chicks at B better than the ones at A? Is the beer at B’s pubs better than the ones at A’s? What if the admit at C also comes through? So many questions. So little time.

Decision, decisions, DECISIONS! My life seems to have become a series of continuous decision making. Bad ones, mostly. The latest one I’m forced to make is regarding choice of school I plan to attend for my Masters. I’m spoilt for choice. Proud as I am at the outstanding enthusiasm on the universities’ part to recruit me as their student, sometimes I wish I wasn’t such a genius and universities wouldn’t fall over each other to have me. 😀 It’d make my current decision making process a lot easier!


Ironically, I will be studying decision theory as one of the subjects. Whichever university I go to.

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March 5, 2009 at 9:45 pm

Posted in Education, Rants