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What I learnt in Singapore

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1. South east asian birds

..are HAWT!

99.5% roam around Singapore’s malls all the time.

99.5% of those in the above category wear hot pants all the time.

99.5% of those in the category immediately above are always accompanied by a dude who looks like a total jackass.


2. Maris Stella

Clearly they don’t do things the way Indians do it.*


* Stella Maris happens to be one of the better colleges in Chennai. Consisting, as it does, of only girls. Hot ones at that.

p.s – Maris Stella seemed like an all-boys school! Sacriledge.


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April 1, 2009 at 8:24 pm

Random pictures log

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Haalp! The moon is leaking!!

Haalp! The moon is leaking!!

Global warming has “far reaching” consequences.  🙂



I watered this plant for 3 months. Then lost focus :-P

I watered this plant for 3 months. Then lost focus 😛


The mosquito zapper. Weapon of mass destruction. My mom's weapon of choice.

The mosquito zapper. Weapon of mass destruction. My mom's weapon of choice, with in-built torch.

It broke a couple of days back actually. So if you hear an uproar in the T. Nagar area, it’s the mosquitoes celebrating a battle victory. The war, my friends, is still on.



My ex-GF. She dumped me for a 4 year old, Mangalorean hunk :(

My ex-GF. She dumped me for a 4 year old, Mangalorean hunk 😦



What did first crow tell the second crow?

Vaada yen machi. Vaazhakai bajji*

Vaada yen machi. Vaazhakkai bajji*

A more pertinent question would be – “which is the first crow?”.


* Immortal words of the great T. Rajendran Rajender himself. Translates to Come my friend. Raw banana (covered with gram flour), deep fried.

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March 12, 2009 at 7:51 pm

Why I want to study further

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So why do I want to leave a cushy job with a company that provides a reasonably fat pay-cheque, challenging work which i conveniently ignore in order to tweet at complete strangers, home pick-up and drop facilities in an A.C. CAB! with …..OMG!….wait for it….. flexi-timing!!, free medical and health insurance for self and dependants (and that includes my father who is working!); to study in a university in the US of A, when the economy is at an all time low, is expected to get worse, neither the internship nor the placement scenario is showing any promise of a job, and …. OMG! …. I might actually have to take some probability and statistics based courses for credits???


Simple. I like living life on the edge. I’m the adventurous type. That, and the results of new studies which show that the male’s brand equity in the matrimonial market is equivalent to that of a sewer rat as long as he’s just a B.E. 😦 


Online studies taken up by up-to-date maamis recently have  also shown that if you’re only a BE, and happen to be associated with the IT industry (eek!!), then your brand equity dips to a new low. It becomes equivalent to that of a lice on the sewer rat’s fur. And it is common knowledge that if there’s anything more unwanted than a dirty sewer rat, it is the lice residing in the dirty sewer rat’s fur. However, high its standards of personal hygiene may be. So if you’re just a BE (and an unmarried male) in the IT industry, God help you!

Investment bankers are currently the ones with the lowest brand equity. Statistics show that no investment banker has managed to score in the matrimonial scene in the last 3 months. Brand equity comparisons are being made with the bacteria dwelling in the rat’s… well, you know what? Let’s not worry about investment bankers. They’ll do fine once the market is back on its feet.

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February 25, 2009 at 8:56 pm

Vitamin A – HIS and HERS

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 The study.

I am sorry for recycling the same cartoon sketch. I had really planned to do some more cartooning. Unfortunately, the whole of yesterday was taken up in Delhi 6 and Ghananjani 2009. Stood 1 foot away from Zakhir Hussain!, shook hands and took pictures with U “Mandolin” Srinivas and Dominique Di Piazza! So i don’t feel so guilty for not buying that black sketch pen and paper. 🙂 More on that soon!

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February 22, 2009 at 12:05 pm

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Vitamin A – Origins

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Vitamin A 

Gajala – Generic term for women measuring 40-24-36.

Gujala – Stuff young men want to do with Gajala. Stuff you can’t tell mommy about. Variation of the more popular Gujaals.

Pointy-haired boss and Cornetto.

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February 18, 2009 at 10:55 pm

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